Question & Answer Foot Jokes
- Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
- What do you call a foot that tells stories? A toe-teller!
- What did the foot say to the soccer ball? I toed you so!
- What do you call it when your toes go to sleep? Coma-toes!
- What cause the pain when you kick a rocket? Missile Toe!
- How do toes cheer? Toe-rah! Toe-rah!
- What do you call a person with sore feet after a hike? A tenderfoot
- What has three feet but no legs? A yardstick!
- Why did the foot read a book? To learn shoe-per facts!
- What’s a foot’s favourite game? Hide-and-sneaker!
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